Stewie's Mind Erase Elixir
|Stewie's Mind Erase Elixir|
|Produced by||Boston America Corp.|
Stewie's Mind Erase Elixir is a discontinued energy drink manufactured by Boston America Corp., featuring Stewie Griffin from Family Guy. An officially-licensed product, it was released in 2005.
Official description[edit | edit source]
- "Attention all you meddlesome inebriates! My name is Stewie Griffin, and you can address me as Emperor of the World! As your new master I command you to purchase and consume my Mind Erase Elixir Energy Drink.
You are now all assimilated into my new army of onslaught, and while you are not out slaughtering my enemies, you shall be performing mindless manual labor building my new kingdom. Obviously you will need incredible strength if you wish survive, so go out and consume my drink...NOW!
It contains my proprietary chemical mixture of Taurine, Inositol, Caffeine, Vitamin B, Niacin, and Pant Acid that results in superhuman strength with the minor side effect of having your mind erased. Which shouldn't matter too much seeing you are now all under my control! Ha! Victory is mine!"
Product details[edit | edit source]
Stewie's Mind Erase Elixir was first sold in sometime in 2005. The 8.4 fl oz (250mL) yellow can features Stewie with the phrases "Victory shall be mine" and "Stupefaction guaranteed". The product was priced at US$2.99 retail.
Contents[edit | edit source]
- Nutritional information
Amount per serving: Calories: 100; Total fat: 0g; Sodium: 10mg; Total carbohydrates: 28g; Sugars: 27g; Protein: 0g; Taurine: 1000mg; Inositol: 50mg; Caffeine: 50mg; Vitamin B6: 50%; Pant Acid: 50%; Vitamin B12: 50%; Niacin: 50%
Carbonated pure water, high fructose corn syrup and/or sugar, citric acid, taurine, natural and artificial flavor, sodium benzoate, potassium sorbate, caffeine, inositol, guarana, ginseng, niacin, D-calcium pantothenate, pyodoxin hydrochloride (Vitamin B6), blue #1, cyanocobalamin (Vitamin B12)
See also[edit | edit source]
References[edit | edit source]
- ↑ Stewie's Mind Erase Elixir. Xoxide. Retrieved on August 21, 2022.
- ↑ Stewies Domination Serum. BevNET.com (August 12, 2005). Retrieved on August 21, 2022.