Stewie comes out as gay meanwhile Chris finally grows a pair, and admits his incestuous sexual attraction for Meg. She tells him that she reciprocates his feelings, and for the rest of the episode, they have a bunch of nasty-ass sex. Peter shoots Joe with his own gun, and rapes Bonnie. Also, Brian bites Lois on the neck and has his way with her, so he has that going for him. Then Peter finds Lois dead, so he sees his chance and abandons his family and leaves Quahog to live the rest of his life as a Sex and the City enthusiast. Smelling Lois’s rotting corpse, Quagmire comes running into the Griffin house. Quagmire can be heard saying “Giggity!”, and the screen fades to black.