Gotta Give Up the Toad
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| "Gotta Give Up the Toad" | |
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| Singer(s) | Seth MacFarlane |
| Character(s) | Peter Griffin • Brian Griffin |
| Writer(s) | TBA |
| Appearance | "Let's Go to the Hop" |
| Source | |
Gotta Give Up the Toad is a song performed by Lando Griffin and the students of James Woods Regional High School in "Let's Go to the Hop", and is about quitting the addiction of toad licking.
The song is a parody of "You're the One that I Want" from Grease.
History[edit | edit source]
TBA
Lyrics[edit | edit source]
Televised episode[edit | edit source]
Peter: You'll get chills all through your body
and you'll lose all control
of your bladder
and your sphincter. That's your butt hole.
'Cuz if you use toad, then I'm telling you
You can kiss your life goodbye.
Yeah when you use toad,
It will mess you up.
It will make your mama cry.
That's no lie.
You'll choke on your tongue and die.
Got to give it up.
Students: Give up the toad now.
Peter: It's no joke, buddy, give it up.
Students: Gotta give up the toad now.
Peter: Or you'll croak, buddy, give it up.
Students: Gotta give up the toad now.
Peter: And don't smoke
Or you will see,
It hurts to pee.
There'll be blood, gushing from ya.
Everytime that you cough.
And forget getting lucky,
It falls off.
Yeah you'd better wise up
'Cuz I'm telling you
Toad is what Lando forbids.
Got to give it all up
Or you're gonna see
Your whole life will hit the skids
And your kids will be born without eyelids.
Gotta give it up.
Students: Give up the toad now
Thanks to you, Lando.
Peter: Give it up.
Brian: Give up the toad now.
Students: Thanks to you, Lando.
Peter: Give it up.
Students: Got to give up the toad now, Oh-oh-oooh.
Peter: I'm no fool.
Students: shoo-bi-do-bi-do-ba-ba-do-ba,
Peter: Lando's cool
Students: shoo-bi-do-bi-do-ba-ba-do-ba
All: YEAH!!!
Lyrics (Table draft)[edit | edit source]
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Peter: You'll get chills all through your body
and you'll lose all control
of your bladder
and your sphincter. That's your butt hole.
'Cuz if you use toad, then I'm telling you
You can kiss your life goodbye.
Yeah when you use toad,
It will mess you up.
It will make your mama cry.
Before you die.
You'll have puss drip out of your eye!
Got to give it up.
Students: Give up the toad now.
Peter: It's no joke, buddy, give it up.
Students: Gotta give up the toad now.
Peter: Or you'll croak, buddy, give it up.
Students: Gotta give up the toad now.
Peter: And don't smoke
Or you will see,
It hurts to pee.
There'll be blood, gushing from ya.
Everytime that you cough.
And forget getting lucky,
It falls off.
Yeah you'd better wise up
'Cuz I'm telling you
Toad is what Lando forbids.
Give it all up
Or the big pine box
Is the next time you'll get wood
Lose the frog
And you'll hang on to your hog!
Gotta give it up.
Students: Give up the toad now
Thanks to you, Lando.
Peter: Give it up.
Brian: Give up the toad now.
Students: Cocaine too, Lando
Peter: Gonna give it all up!
Students: Give up the toad now.
Peter: Whippits too, buddy!
Students: Gonna give it all up!
Gonna really give it up
Whoo-hoo-hoo, Homey
Gonna give it all up!
Whoo-hoo-hoo, Homey!
All: YEAH!!!