Put It There, Pal
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| "Put It There, Pal" | |
|---|---|
| Singer(s) | Seth MacFarlane |
| Character(s) | Brian Griffin • Stewie Griffin |
| Writer(s) | TBA |
| Appearance | "Road to Rhode Island" (scrapped) |
| Source | |
Put It There, Pal was a scrapped song originally intended to be sung by Brian and Stewie in "Road to Rhode Island". Originally present in the table and record drafts[1][2], it was later replaced with the song Road to Rhode Island.
The song is a parody of the songs in the old Hope/Crosby "Road to..." films and uses the tune of "Put It There, Pal" (and even naming the song after it) from Road to Utopia.
History[edit | edit source]
TBA
Lyrics[edit | edit source]
Brian (speaking): Thanks for your help today. I know this whole trip has been a huge disaster.
Stewie: Well, it hasn't been all bad. I must admit, there have been some moments that were... dare I say, fun.
Brian and Stewie: I don't care where I'm going, just as long as I'm with you
Put it there, pal
Put it there.
Brian: You're like the son I never had
Stewie: And you're my petting Zoo.
Brian (speaking): Oh, that's great.
Brian and Stewie: Put it there, pal
Put it there.
Brian: You're such a high sophisticate, you know that song and dance / And so it never bugs me that you crap inside your pants.
Stewie: And I don't mind your urine stains on all the household plants.
Brian (speaking): What?
Stewie: You're so faithful and so fair
Stewie (speaking): Hit me with your snausage hook--
Brian (speaking): Set me up with some hot skin. they shake hands.
Stewie: The way you chew your ass just looks so dumb it makes me laugh.
Brian and Stewie: Put it there, pal
Put it there.
Brian (speaking): That dream you had with marmalade?
Stewie (speaking): Yes?
Brian (speaking): I was the giraffe. Your hand, sir?
Stewie (speaking): Mmm, put that back in your fur.
Stewie: I love your flabby figure
I adore your smoker's cough.
Brian: You look like William Buckley, and you think like Gorbachev.
You're the only guy I know to suck a breast and not get off.
Brian and Stewie: We make a perfect pair, Put it there.
Stewie (speaking): My colleague.
Brian (speaking): My crony.
Stewie (speaking): My cohort.
Brian (speaking): My friend.
Stewie (speaking): Companions.
Brian (speaking): Confederates.
Stewie (speaking): Chums to the end.
Brian: Like meat and potatoes
Stewie: Or salt and tomatoes
Brian and Stewie: Boy what a blend!
Don't put it in the paper
Don't put it on the air
Don't put it on the shelf
Put it there!
Appearances[edit | edit source]
Family Guy[edit | edit source]
- "Road to Rhode Island" (intended; replaced with Road to Rhode Island)
References[edit | edit source]
- ↑ File:Road to Rhode Island (table draft).pdf, July 13, 1999
- ↑ File:Road to Rhode Island (pre-record draft).pdf, July 19, 1999